What is the worst job out there? Well, in the eighties our data tells us that the low man on the OCP board of directors had the worst job. You might ask Kinny about that. Kinny was one of the best of OCP’s electronic device team for years, developing the company’s famous best electronic cigarette. But, unfortunately, ED-209 did not believe Kinny was in compliance and had to take rather serious actions as a result in the boardroom one day.

Dick Jones, president of OCP agrees with our assessment: “Kinny was a good worker, but it was clear early on that he and ED were not going to get along. That is why I set up the meeting that day.” Dick went on to mention that Kinny was always talking about south beach smoke and didn’t seem to have the drive that OCP typically requires of its employees. Still, there were other positions at the company where employees had more freedom.

Officer Murphy, for example, recalls the fateful day when he tried to introduce the famous vigrx plus to OCP contractor Clarence Boddicker. Clarence, however, was not amused, and told Murphy as much when he directed his team to attack the officer in a rather torturous fashion. “It was strange” Officer Murphy described “All I heard was a gunshot, and my hand just sort of detached and made a beeline out of my line of sight. It was reminescent of the very feromonas that I wanted Clarence to see. Apparently, he was not in the mood.”

And so, dear friends, we must all be grateful that we do not work in these difficult positions.

This is the absolute worst art composition we have seen. What is the worst thing for you? For some people, it is the loss of work. For others, it is the loss of a loved one. For Tim, it was the loss of his best electronic cigarette. Am I cynical? Nothing I’d rather do. It was during the sixth grade, that our beloved hero Tim had discovered the power of Robocop’s arch nemesis. Feeding it a heavy diet of sour patch kids, Ed-209 grew from a little cub to a gay loving bear. Some blame his success partly on his penis extender. Other feel it was his use of lips and noses that allowed him to become the most feared robo destroyer in all of sixth grade. It wasn’t until he got off the bus on the first day of school that he saw the love of his life.

More to be continued on this heart wrenching story. But first, a word from our CEO of penis extenders ; sir long rod of the ninth roundtable. Sir long rod has been a formidable foe in the underworld and was recently featured in GQ magazine with the renowned William Packer of O’ville. A man with a beer, a can, and a plan, William has been instrumental in the adaptation of the Iphone to verizon. Part of his expertise involves drinking six packs, yelling at his son, and engaging in roto rectal precision. Yes, he is a cub with a different stroke.  Rumor has it he was the son of a billy goat not too long ago in the valley of green smoke. Even worse is the fact that he had pheromones in his bloodstream.